Sarcasm and Well Wishes

A funny email sent to me today. "Zen Sarcasm" here were a few of my favorites:

"The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a leaky tire."

"It's always darkest before dawn. So if you're going to steal your neighbor's newspaper, that's the time to do it."


"Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish, and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day."

"No matter what happens, somebody will find a way to take it too seriously."

That last one is so true. "A mountain out of a mole hill," as the cliche goes.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY MR. PRESIDENT!

Dave has a link for you to go to, to send your greetings and well wishes.